May 2013
cassiesandsnark:
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
kingcroacus:
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
gayoak:
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
3 tags
anglosexual:
chickensandwich:
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
romulusthread:
panemsrebellion:
romulusthread:
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
ruinscape:
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
4 tags
why do we continue loving someone despite being...
maiiadorkablelife:
anditslove:
I think because we keep holding on to the hope that the person we fell in love with, and all the wonderful things about them, will come back to us. I think that’s why we stay, after the fights, after all the ugliness comes out, after hurt upon hurt. We are hoping and wishing for our loves to come back to us. (via anditslove)
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
mrs-prozac:
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
claydols:
*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
-annoying:
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
meladoodle:
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
martlna:
OH
MY
GOD
horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
meladoodle:
hotanimegirl:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
googlehomo:
I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
