Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something?
I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way.
No, I'm not going to lose feelings. No, I'm not going to find someone better. No, I'm not going to cheat on you. And no, I'm not going to leave you. I've already made up my mind, I want you and only you. No one else.. Because to me, you're my kind of perfect.