well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
notyouraverageloser asked: beautiful person award!!! once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. ॐ ✿ ☮ ♥ Love & Light ♥ ☮ ✿ ॐ
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
fy0ra: dude you can literally have any kind of pizza in neopets i mean cloudy pizza? you got that shit asparagus and yogurt? we got that shit too we got bubbling blueberry pizza so dont even ask pox pizza? man you sure hate someone dont you but sure dont even question our DELUXE water pizza man its the shit starfish pizza yo we got yo back gay pizza mud pizza this glowy...
Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
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