not broken, just bent.

dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:31 -0400

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

fuchsimeon: pleatedjeans: via At first I was like “oh some...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:40 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

dreamto-fly: I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:22:03 -0400

dreamto-fly:

I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:23 -0400

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:48:33 -0400

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:44:31 -0400

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

Problems with being a male

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:42:53 -0400

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:28:57 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

waitinforthebus: what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:50:14 -0400

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

jamjars: omg

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:49:51 -0400

jamjars:

omg

ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:49:04 -0400

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:55 -0400

meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:17 -0400

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.